A Burger & Coffee Experience that Surprisingly Works!
I turned off my wifi and asked the OpenHermes 2 LLM Model to write a restraunt review based on a blog post I did in 2006. Here’s the original post: https://r3dragon.net/2006/09/the-starbucks-of-burgers/
This was AI’s Generated Text:
Title: A Burger & Coffee Experience that Surprisingly Works!
I recently stumbled upon Moss Burger, a Japanese Fine Burger and Coffee establishment while wandering around in search of my usual McDonald’s fix. Imagine my surprise when I discovered this place that seemed to be half Starbucks “hi-class” and half fast food Mickey D’s! Whoa indeed!
Upon entering the establishment, a friendly lady greeted me and politely asked what I wanted. Being unfamiliar with their menu, I pointed at number 8 – “hatchi ban onigaishimasu,” which turned out to be a spicy Japanese burger. I think she also asked if I wanted anything else to accompany it, but I was so captivated by the novelty of this place that I zoned out and just replied, “Iie, daijoobu desu” (that’s all).
The price was on the higher side, but let me tell you, the service is worth every penny. In America, we’re used to being rushed in fast food joints and sometimes getting the wrong order. Here, they treated me like a king! The lady took my money, seated me down, served me water without me even asking for it, and then thanked me for coming in when I left. Whoa indeed!
When my burger arrived, it looked small but was surprisingly filling. As I savored my meal in the cozy café-like atmosphere, I couldn’t help but wonder where all this polite customer service had gone in American fast food places. Moss Burger, you’ve got me hooked!
As I prepared to leave, I picked up my trash and basket to dispose of them when that same friendly lady came running out and took them from me before bowing deeply and thanking me for coming in and encouraging me to come back soon. This level of service is unheard of in the states! In fact, it’s so memorable that I just might return for another visit – not just for the delicious burgers but also for the fantastic customer service. America, take note: there’s a new fast food champion in town, and its name is Moss Burger!
Pretty good!
R3d